Ms. Parker… it took you FOREVER to finally return my call and woman, this is NOT the time to delay on calling me back. hehe So now you know. Big booty baby is on the way. Remember all the funny stories we used to have about that possibility way back in the day?

The Farmer Ted days. The drunk alien days. Ah yes. Well I will try my best to remember the humor in those stories when I’m trying to push out this baby in 8 months. Call me! Muah!